Best man speech

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  1. TheDuckSlayer

    TheDuckSlayer Elite Refuge Member

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    This is what my brother gave me for Christmas:

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    A sweet Trump tank top. I was thinking about changing out of my suit after the ceremony so I could give my speech in my new tank top.

    Funny or tacky? What say the ‘Fuge.
     
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  2. Squaller

    Squaller Elite Refuge Member

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    White Duck Talker?
     
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    Birdcrazy Senior Refuge Member

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  4. callinfowl

    callinfowl Kalifornia Forum

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    Think about it for a second, if she is marrying your brother she must have a great sense of humor.
     
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    H20DAD Elite Refuge Member

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  6. TheDuckSlayer

    TheDuckSlayer Elite Refuge Member

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  7. CA Hunter

    CA Hunter Senior Refuge Member

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    In this case the batom needs to be strings...
     
  8. SKULLIN12

    SKULLIN12 Senior Refuge Member

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    Can you post when and where this event will take place? May consider crashing this. Will followup with speech help later, though I'm sure you will kill it. Keep it clean and funny. Maybe just pretty clean. Never hurts to start it with an apology to mom.
     
  9. callinfowl

    callinfowl Kalifornia Forum

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    I'd start it out simple something like.

    First off I'd say something like,

    "First off I'd like to give praise to Alla" -silent pause.

    "Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and so on" -silent pause.

    "Then talk about how your mom use to make you and your little bro take baths together when you were little kids, and how small your little bro's penis was when he was young, 1/2 the size of yours, and that you truly hope for your new sister-in-law's sake that, that has changed" -silent pause.

    Don't forget to talk about "how great of a woman your new sister-in-law is on the inside" -silent pause,
    "and that you should know" -silent pause.

    "Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and so on"-silent pause.

    "In closing you should talk about how you would be more than happy to help her eat her placenta or something light-hearted like that"-silent pause.

    Yeah I know, I should write best man's speeches or sympathy cards for a living. ;):l

    Whatever you do record it, PLEASE!!!
    I know you're gonna kill it!!! -silent pause is the key. :tu:tu:tu
     
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  10. HaydenHunter

    HaydenHunter Elite Refuge Member

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    Go for it.
     

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